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Namby Pamby, Future CLE Provider

One of my friends is organizing a conference for legal professionals. Since I am neither special nor successful, I have not been asked to give a presentation at this conference. Even though I begged. And promised to be funny. Apparently, groveling and humor doesn’t deem one worthy of providing valid Continuing Legal Education credits to ones fellow professionals.

Pity.

I think I could give plenty of discussions on topics that lawyers want to know more about:

  • How to practice law without committing blatant malpractice or acts of terrorism
  • What swear words to use when faced with a single digit IQ-ed paper pusher standing between you and the vital evidence
  • Angry Birds and Client Communication: How to get three stars while the client is yelling
  • “But I Could Have Died” and other fun things you hear from people without a personal injury case
  • Three Martini Lunches, Afternoon Depositions and You

These are valid topics that fellow lawyers need to be educated in to be competent professionals. I mean, do you really need to keep paying $500 for lessons on the latest ethical trends? I don’t think so.

Unless you are buying it from me.

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About thenambypamby

Lawyer in Chicago. I blog, I tweet, I try to stay anonymous.

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4 thoughts on “Namby Pamby, Future CLE Provider

  1. Bahahaha I love the Angry Birds one.

    Posted by geekylawmom | October 18, 2011, 1:07 pm
  2. I totally invited you to help me with my social media CLE. DENIED.

    Posted by Kat (@katatvandy) | October 18, 2011, 7:08 pm

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