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A public shaming service announcement
I’ve written in the past about my love of individuals using backpacks and briefcases on wheels in crowded environments. If you have missed my expression (you can see these here, here or here) of love regarding these people, I can summarize it simply by reiterating my pronouncement that these individuals should be sent to room with terrorists at Guantanamo Bay. These people provide a clear and present danger to innocent souls attempting to move about in public. Not to mention they just suck at life.
Don’t take my words for it, take photographic proof:
I’d like to thank this individual for rushing onto the escalator before me and blocking my path to walk up the escalator, as I want to do when I am running late in the morning. Not only did his path to the escalator nearly cause me to fall; it then became a virtual impossibility to scale past him to continue on my journey towards my office. I was running late and those vital seconds probably cost me the ability slink into the office unnoticed by the staff.
As you can see, I’ve held strong opinions about ably bodied individuals using these contraptions to lug their materials from Point A to Point B. The only individuals that receive passes in using these things are Court Reporters. The rest of the populace should refrain from using these tools of death immediately.
